No Sex Please, We’re British


No Sex Please, We’re British

By Anthony Marriott and Alistair Foot

presented by Greensburg Civic Theatre

Friday, February 9 at 8 PM
Saturday, February 10 at 8 PM
Sunday, February 11 at 2 PM
Advance – $16 Adults, $14 Seniors, $11 Students
At the Door – $18 Adults, $16 Seniors, $13 Students


 A young bride who lives above a bank with her husband who is the assistant manager, innocently sends a mail order off for some Scandinavian glassware. What comes is Scandinavian pornography. The plot revolves around what is to be done with the veritable floods of pornography, photographs, books, films, and eventually girls that threaten to engulf this happy couple. The matter is considerably complicated by the man’s mother, his boss, a visiting bank inspector, a police superintendent, and a muddled friend who does everything wrong in his reluctant efforts to set everything right, all of which works up to a hilarious ending of closed or slamming doors.

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